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Snake Demotivational Poster

SUGGESTIVE? - Well.. this thing is Japanese after all

TAGS: pokemon muk kum ekans arbok snake kobra funny
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by SLee

Feyvern - August 18, 2010, 10:51 pm
Oh and for Pie man, Don't take stuff like this to serious, thats what a child does. BTW Muk is a way of saying MUCK......It's what the creature is!!! Geez, adults -_-
Feyvern - August 18, 2010, 10:49 pm
Oh for the love of god, if your going to do this stuff, do some studies...fro example: Those ARE NOT the japanese names Ekans is Arbo, Arbok is Arbok(America left it the same) and Muk is Betobeto in Japanese.
pieman - February 4, 2010, 9:29 am
Damn. Please don't tell me there is nothing like this for my son's Bakugan thing too. Thank goodness hes is just about done with Pokemon.



TAGS: driving snakes out of ireland
Rating: 4.58/5

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lgvernon - March 18, 2012, 10:05 am

Ye haf' 'ta be feedin' 'em a wee sheep a'fore ye' try bucklin' 'em in, ya' know...th' lump is pearrrrrfict. 'Course, sometimes th' sheepkin keeps wigglin' fer a spell, ya know, an' that can be discommodin'.
GaryO - March 18, 2012, 12:36 am
Aye, lassie, those eely devils were tough to keep in their seat belts, for sure.


TAGS: spider snake drop bear octopus australia
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by Bones9

esky - May 3, 2010, 4:05 am
drop bears? haha, nice.

MMMMM - Nom..Nom..Nom..Nom

TAGS: nom mmm snake eat self
Rating: 2.31/5

More motifakes by MustyK

LD0ne - September 9, 2009, 10:19 am
LOL THATS one hungry snake
Bah - August 28, 2009, 4:00 pm


TAGS: snake can entertaining
Rating: 4.88/5

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Hawamleh - June 9, 2012, 8:29 am
5l and do please post to religifake !
Sho - June 8, 2012, 8:47 pm
mariand - June 8, 2012, 5:01 pm
yeah, right...
spacedog - June 8, 2012, 4:45 pm


TAGS: wcfields quote whiskey snake humor
Rating: 4.76/5

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lgvernon - February 10, 2016, 11:41 pm

And thank you.
lgvernon - February 10, 2016, 11:40 pm

Hmmmm. Always double check quotes. This one comes up as I've reproduced it everywhere I looked.
GaryO - February 10, 2016, 11:23 pm
thot he said 'of which I also keep handy', but yeah, 5

BOREDOM - It can lead to this.

TAGS: snake freaky snake in mouth out nose black crazy disturbing wrong lol boredom
Rating: 3.58/5

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GreyScorpion - December 6, 2009, 3:19 pm
Whoopi needs to get a better agent

DON'T WORRY SIR! - I'm from the internet!

TAGS: snake cosplay k metal gear smash bros
Rating: 2.54/5
SuperGreen - August 31, 2009, 12:09 am
This man is my hero!
bapsie jish - October 7, 2008, 12:42 pm
i thought i got rid of this bastard...
TigerKid - October 3, 2008, 12:02 am
He looks like a lost a wrestling match with a garbage bag
Josie - September 6, 2008, 11:17 pm
WTF!? That is the worst Solid Snake Cos play I have ever seen!
Fail - September 5, 2008, 12:01 am
Oh God.....no....
Mullet man - August 5, 2008, 4:28 am
Axis - August 5, 2008, 2:35 am
is he suppose to be dressed as solid snake?


IGNORANCE IS BLISS - But the feeling is only temporary...

TAGS: bliss feeling ignorance snake bird
Rating: 4.28/5

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steve1961 - February 25, 2013, 2:40 am
I guess it's academic cuz I don't think the robin will be coming back anytime soon...
Macumazahn - February 25, 2013, 2:34 am
As a minor quibble, that's an American snake, but a European robin... sorry!
Rudedog - February 21, 2013, 1:53 am
Love this poster. Thinking a well timed sidekick could take out the diamondback.
steve1961 - February 20, 2013, 7:57 pm
Thanks :)
MissPriss - February 20, 2013, 7:56 pm
Especially when you're never quite sure when it will end teehee Nice 5L sir.

SHIT - It tends to happen when you least expect it!

SNAKE'S MOTORBOAT - The two best places in the whole game!

METAL GEAR - This is the way it should have happened.


TAGS: pzy mouse snake squeeze life
Rating: 4.74/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2012, 12:55 am
Horribly 5ad, so why am I wetting myself with uncontrollable laughter?
Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 7:33 pm
So true!
Ragnar - June 4, 2012, 2:19 pm
very intense image, very truthful words, 5 L fer surez


TAGS: llamas snakes plane
Rating: 4.17/5

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agdaniele - June 16, 2010, 9:10 pm
Definitely should've went with a direct quote caption.
Chef - June 16, 2010, 4:32 pm
Shouldn't it be, "Llamas en el automóvil de puta madre" 5 mobile Llamas
Faceplant31 - June 16, 2010, 4:10 pm
That is it, i have had it with these motha fuckin llamas on this motha fuckin car. Its time to take a sharp turn! 5L
R.S.Jake - June 16, 2010, 4:04 pm
"There are Llamas on this Mother [email protected] Station Wagon!" 5 llamas!


TAGS: mustang torque gt cobra snakebite
Rating: 3.12/5

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Faceplant31 - March 10, 2010, 6:31 pm
Another owned moment brought to you by CANADA!
CANADA - March 10, 2010, 6:19 pm
check out this one.....http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v357/hinshu/honda-torque.jpg

THIS GUY - is never going to the zoo again.

OLD SNAKE - The oldest bad-ass ever

TAGS: old snake metal gear solid 4
Rating: 2.58/5

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Reason - November 22, 2009, 10:08 pm
WRONG!Clint Eastwood takes that title.

NOM NOM NOM - Me Eat You Now

SNAKE IN A BOX - Step 1: Cut a hole in a box Step 2: Put Solid Snake in that box Step 3: Make her open the box

TAGS: solid snake dick in a box
Rating: 2.12/5

More motifakes by toneDef

CYBER_Aeon - October 3, 2008, 9:23 pm
It's a dick in a box joke, NAPalm. YouTube it.
NAPalm - September 10, 2008, 6:17 pm
Snakes a dude

COLONEL - Can you hear me?

TAGS: metal gear solid snake colonel
Rating: 2.21/5

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amy - October 8, 2008, 1:58 pm
this made me lol! i heart MGS!
Johnny - October 7, 2008, 11:35 pm
I guess if you know what this may be in reference to it might be funny.


TAGS: wild life snake bear your sister
Rating: 4.83/5

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Airman - July 15, 2010, 5:29 pm
Zealot - July 15, 2010, 5:13 pm
5l, anything i can say will be said im sure
forseti - July 15, 2010, 5:07 pm
rofl! 5 trouser snakes
Faceplant31 - July 15, 2010, 4:56 pm
Now thats pretty good. 5L


TAGS: smoke smoking snake cigarette smoker cool
Rating: 3.44/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 21, 2009, 10:56 pm

POWERTHIRST - It's energy for men! MENERGY!!!

TAGS: power thirst powerthirst kenyans menergy shocklate meth crystal meth rocket can rocketcan rawberry snake eyes anna kournikova
Rating: 2.16/5

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GoForthAndDie - November 9, 2008, 5:23 pm
He's just a sucker with no self-esteem/Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Tony-USAF - September 24, 2008, 4:47 pm
Mother Nature will be like "sloooow doooown" and you'll be like, "fu*k you!" and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!
Arpaleggia - September 13, 2008, 5:45 pm
Lmao! Menergy!

Rattlesnake -

TAGS: rattlesnake dog lick chicken
Rating: 5/5

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Zetmonk - February 8, 2014, 2:24 am
The dog did as well I bet.

IT'S OFFICIAL - The End Times have arrived.

TAGS: snake
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

EmilioDumphque - January 3, 2013, 10:41 pm
The Mechobra!

SOLID SNAKE - Cooler than Santa.

TAGS: penny arcade solid snake
Rating: 3.44/5

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aesop's folly - November 19, 2009, 3:34 pm
nice job
MeanGene - December 15, 2008, 10:35 am
Tip of the hat: Well done.

SNAKES - More dangerous on escalators than on planes.

TAGS: snakes escalators dangerous
Rating: 3.18/5

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shinigami_cav - June 10, 2010, 7:13 pm
soon you will see a movie whit that name

ANACONDAS - Come on in!! Theres always room!

TAGS: snake eat come on in anaconda lol scary funny fence
Rating: 2.62/5

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Snakechic - September 7, 2011, 11:55 pm
Except the fact that snake is an African Rock Python.

REAL NINJAS USE GUNS - Katanas are for pussies!

I've had it -




TAGS: ocd snake reptile animal obsession
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

Bandit5906 - November 2, 2015, 3:43 pm
MD reminded me of my previous marriage!
JesusWept - November 2, 2015, 9:39 am
Anytime ;)
mizzdizz - November 2, 2015, 9:00 am
LOL! I realize the snake is following the path of least resistance, but that's FUNNY!!! Thanks for sharing it! 5L, JW!


TAGS: escaped snake blocks snake action
Rating: 5/5

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5150monkeylove - October 31, 2013, 3:07 pm
more like a fear of finding it at an inopportune moment.
lgvernon - October 26, 2013, 10:05 pm

Now I have to aask~~was she freaked because it was loose and she feared a slow, snankey death, or was she freaked because it was loose and she was worried about it?
5150monkeylove - October 26, 2013, 2:55 pm
It's a member of the king snake family. It has been located, fed a huge meal, and locked down in the smaller (20 gal)tank.
lgvernon - October 25, 2013, 9:10 pm

I love snakes. I think they're amazing critters. I hope you find it!~
GaryO - October 25, 2013, 9:08 pm
So, I thought the only snake that looked like a coral snake was a king snake. Geesus snakes gimme the willies. I can scare off black bear or stare down a coyote, but see a snake and my scream can hit a nutless octave.
5150monkeylove - October 25, 2013, 8:51 pm
this is actually true and happening as I type
chickenlittle - October 25, 2013, 8:48 pm
funny monkeylove! :D 5L


TAGS: quote marriage wedding calendar snakes
Rating: 4.29/5

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Derek - September 13, 2010, 7:44 pm
I rather suspect sour grapes on Schopenhauer's part

Snakes -



TAGS: bbq pipe snakes
Rating: 3.5/5

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 10:53 pm

SNAKES - "So that's where the hissing came from. I thought your Mother was visiting."




TAGS: gi joe snake eyes predator
Rating: 2.28/5

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Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 12:03 am
Awesome! Action figures! 5/5

SPEED BUMPS - I'm floorin' it!!

TAGS: snake
Rating: 1.15/5

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PLAYING WITH YOUR FOOD - Snakes do it all the time.

TAGS: snake
Rating: 4.22/5

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TAGS: wc fields snake
Rating: 4.86/5

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rerun - September 14, 2011, 7:09 pm

Satire, look it up.
boinger - September 14, 2011, 5:47 pm
hey dumbass, its not an optical illusion. the snake is wrapped around her neck. TITTIES!!!!!!
Tarapin - July 31, 2011, 11:58 pm
Optical Illusion fail! I don't see a snake.
Greeny - July 28, 2011, 7:57 pm
Ooooo! She likes snake5
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 7:28 pm
And here I was thinking 5nakes didn't like the cold.
mariand - July 28, 2011, 6:11 pm
I hardly see a 5nake...lol

SAMUEL L JACKSON - Is tried of these motifaking motifakers on this motifaking website!

TAGS: samuel jackson snakes plane
Rating: 4.47/5

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Reality Lord - February 18, 2013, 6:54 am

hey...that was actually quite witty...nice 1
LONGOS - February 18, 2013, 3:28 am
yep!!! he's f*ckin' TRIED...


TAGS: september challenge milk i drink your milksnake
Rating: 3.51/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Guest091 - September 5, 2009, 6:42 am
And the surprising part about this is milksnakes aren't venomous and hardly attack humans. But to still scare the shit of humans for just being what it is in this pic is humorous.
Sean - September 4, 2009, 5:43 pm
Actually there are plenty of places for us Canadians to act tough -- just no one takes us seriously there either. So sit tight (something tells me yer a natural at that), I'll calling in an bag o' milk airstike to your location.
MOTIFAKE.com - September 4, 2009, 3:19 pm
The ONE place canadians can act tough apparently (see moron below)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 4, 2009, 7:12 am
When you're right. You're right.
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 7:10 am
Fine.... Whore... There I said it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 4, 2009, 7:08 am
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 6:48 am
Not again... Can't I just take ONE nap and wake up with my soul where I left it??
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 4, 2009, 6:47 am
AK!!!!! sorry bud, but I just traded your soul for whiskey. Bunny might sell it back to you.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 4, 2009, 6:46 am
Semantics......you're a cornhole. Not a milkhole but nobody pointed that out....except me....but I'm drunk.
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 6:44 am
Lighten up, alkoholger. And next time, comment BEFORE you make a tunnel concerning his mistake...
alkoholger - September 4, 2009, 6:38 am
Funny. Although you fail. Thats a cornsnake. Not a milksnake.
Colonel Beuregard Sean - September 3, 2009, 11:57 pm
"Melikes!" You Sirrr have an entirley deplorable want of snake pride. Maybe we should take up a collection and purchase one of them garter snakes and present it to you as our way of commemorating your public declaration of serpentine inferiority.
Woodywood03a - September 3, 2009, 10:55 pm
I like it Logic!!!
agdaniele - September 3, 2009, 10:34 pm
Sean - September 3, 2009, 9:25 pm
That's "Colonel" to you, Sirrr.
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2009, 8:58 pm
....LOL Sean!!
Colonal Beuregard Sean - September 3, 2009, 8:48 pm
And for you to dare suggest that he could (assuming we glue his little salamander arms back on) hold a candle to my Blinky (he has a hereditary nervous condition) is an insult to my entire clan. So retract your claim of serpentine superiority post haste!
Colonal Beuregard Sean - September 3, 2009, 8:46 pm
I say I say Sirrrr that all those who hold veracity in high esteem must recoil in horror at the perpetration of the allegation that this syphilitic second rate salamander amputee could favorably compare to even the most tattered of moldy old boot laces.
Sean - September 3, 2009, 5:15 pm
Genius! You bastard. Love it.
Ed-Hyde - September 3, 2009, 2:33 pm
Worse, this song has been in my head all day with THOSE LYRICS!!! And cause I'm feeling mean today, next time you listen to 'Bad Moon Rising', tell me if it doesn't sound like they are saying, "There's a bathroom on the right".
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2009, 12:54 pm
Oh come ON! I JUST got it out of my head and you had to go and comment on it. JEEZ!
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 12:52 pm
Unintended consequence of this poster? This song has been playing in my head for hours!!!


TAGS: ophidiophobia snakes anaconda babies
Rating: 3.23/5

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Sean - March 29, 2009, 1:30 am
Garden snakes killed my father! Oh, wait, no. I blamed it on the garden snakes. Uhmm, nevermind.


SNAKES - don't shit on them

TAGS: snakes
Rating: 2.75/5

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Jmac0585 - June 26, 2009, 6:20 pm
Or Jester... or Maverick... or Goose... oops, forgot, he's dead.
Mark - February 14, 2009, 8:40 pm
My guess is that it could be an actual road sign. I've seen similar signs in the Phillipines.
me - February 14, 2009, 8:37 pm
Is that a real sign?

YOU ASSHOLES! - Now I can't see what it says under masterbation! You all suck!

TAGS: lucario snake spelling
Rating: 2.29/5

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yawn - May 9, 2008, 2:54 am
TUNNELS: Here's a stick kid, go find yourself a dead horse.


TAGS: snake orgy
Rating: 2.14/5

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TAGS: kangaroo snake
Rating: 2.09/5

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TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 12:52 pm
I suppose meangene is gonna tell us he works in the same office as chuddhawkins now right?
TheTrashHeap - August 22, 2009, 12:50 pm
we're gonna need another moderator!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 22, 2009, 11:35 am
AK....Are you OK little buddy?
LogicDude - June 30, 2009, 3:36 pm
Wag of the finger: Posting under two aliases one right after another - MeanChaddGeneHawkins - is surefire FAIL.
Chadd Hawkins - June 30, 2009, 5:14 am
Thats fucking awsome!!!
MeanGene - June 30, 2009, 5:13 am
Wag of the finger:Lacks originality or any sense at all


TAGS: signe my snake food
Rating: 2.08/5

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Porcelina - January 3, 2010, 9:04 pm
to say the least
rerun - January 3, 2010, 9:03 pm

she was way to needy
Porcelina - January 3, 2010, 9:00 pm
I really don't miss Signe in the slightest
Kai - March 26, 2009, 11:53 pm
Du hast eine lange Schlange
Kai - March 26, 2009, 11:52 pm
... DaB weiB Ich Nicht

IN FIRST PLACE - Why did God create them?


PEEK-A-BOO! - Bad day to go commando huh?

TAGS: i want to be snake
Rating: 4.17/5

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Ed-Hyde - July 21, 2010, 1:45 pm
Sorry, all positions are currently filled. I'll let you know if we come up with a new one.
corneredbadger - July 21, 2010, 10:58 am
That's a cobra. Why is there a cobra in the office. What job requires 4 foot long highly venemous reptiles to be allowed to run around freely? i want that job what ever it is

BEAUTY DOESN'T SOOTH THE BEAST - She only makes him more hungry.

TAGS: anime girl snake
Rating: 3.94/5

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Bartimaeus - December 21, 2009, 7:11 pm
lol 5 out of 5!


TAGS: one eyed snake
Rating: 3.83/5

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RULE 17 BROKEN - Be a Hero

TAGS: team fortress billy versus snakeman hero leroy
Rating: 3.67/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 12, 2012, 11:15 am
Where will he keep enough ammo to effectively fire about 13 mini guns?? and other assorted weapons... oh well, nice idea though
Hremsfeld - February 28, 2010, 10:12 am
I think he's got the double tap covered, though...

SNAKE CLEANING - Always best to use a hard bristle brush to wash of the old scales.



TAGS: rattlesnake land mine
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

MrRandom - September 17, 2009, 12:21 am
Or incredibly stupid.
Haarakkon - September 17, 2009, 12:19 am
A few of my youthful companeros claimed they were immune to rattler-induced adrenaline spikes. Bullshit. If they don't start your heart, you'd best be sitting on a couch watching tv.
LD0ne - September 16, 2009, 11:06 am
i agree.. they always make me stop in my tracks when i hear one.. real easy way to get your attention
... - June 23, 2009, 11:04 am
I wouldn't say that they are landmines, since if they are aware they give you a warning before exploding. But damn are they frightening.

CUBBY'S PETS - this one learnt well

TAGS: cubby snake lol
Rating: 2.79/5

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agdaniele - December 23, 2010, 9:51 pm
Learnt. Amsome.

SOLID SNAKE EYES - doesn't need a cardboard box

BANANAS - Chock full of potassium and snake venom!

TAGS: banana snake
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Wados - July 31, 2009, 12:43 am
a potentially good pet
Berge - February 9, 2009, 12:07 pm
FINALLY! i can get both in one sitting!
Scorpio7 - January 30, 2009, 9:47 am
I don't think this is real at all. I bet it's a fake photo. Probably a trick someone is pulling on us...

SHE HAD BETTER BE CAREFUL - The last girl snake charmer mysteriously disappeared when everyone turned their backs...

TAGS: girl snake charmer
Rating: 2.5/5

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Rexman - December 21, 2009, 4:57 pm
The snake charmer "disappeared" lol!
Fatt Matt - December 21, 2009, 4:51 pm
Did she disappear or did she make the snake disappear?

GREED - When cats & dogs just don't hit the spot anymore!


TAGS: lucky snake
Rating: 2.13/5

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SNAKES ON EVERY PLANE - We are going to need more Samuel L. Jacksons

TAGS: snakes on every plane
Rating: 2.11/5

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Haarakkon - August 31, 2009, 11:29 am
Respectfully disagree. One Samuel L. Jackson should be more than sufficient.
Sean - August 30, 2009, 10:04 pm
Ooooh, Cracodile on a Train ... sorta of a remake of Silver Streak ... kind of a Saurian Streak. (trust me, that was funny before I typed it, sure, now, not so much)
Sean - August 30, 2009, 10:02 pm
"Sharks On A Bus" is good. I'd pay to see that. But avoid Crabs In a Cab. Major disappointment. Hajor.
Desolate1 - August 30, 2009, 9:52 pm
Or "Crocodiles On A Train"?
Desolate1 - August 30, 2009, 9:51 pm
How about Sharks On A Bus?


TAGS: bird snake
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by motinet

YO! -

TAGS: snake birds
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - August 19, 2013, 7:59 am
My Union Meeting.

Scream -

Spiders -

TAGS: spider redback snake
Rating: 5/5

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Ashson - May 16, 2014, 9:03 pm
Coloration - a prominent red stripe on the upper side of her abdomen and an hourglass-shaped red/orange streak on the underside.
Ashson - May 16, 2014, 9:00 pm
Black Widows and Red backs are variations of the same species - Latrodectus.
EmilioDumphque - May 16, 2014, 8:53 pm
Red Backs have their marking on their backs, not the underside.
EmilioDumphque - May 16, 2014, 8:52 pm
That's a black widow, not a red-back.
Ashson - May 16, 2014, 7:35 pm
Known here as Red Back spiders. Lethal little things.
Cannabal - May 16, 2014, 1:01 pm
They have black widows in Australia? I'm surprised they're able to survive there.

snake eating contests -

Hide and Seek -

Darwin and his Award -

TAGS: darwin award snake faith
Rating: 4.93/5

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Sho - March 9, 2014, 12:09 am
Welcome back! And that's a 5
spacedog - March 8, 2014, 11:59 pm
Nice to see your long ears back in the land of motifakery. 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2014, 9:03 pm
Silly El-ahrairah......Don't pretend you don't know.
Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:58 pm
Uhm, wot's watership down?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2014, 8:40 pm
stymied by a few watership down references?!?...you've lost your edge Bunnyman.
Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:31 pm
That tears it ... Googling to do ... and not just obscure pr0n terms this time.
Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:30 pm
Hmmm, still touchy about the whole "cow thing" I see.
EmilioDumphque - March 8, 2014, 8:28 pm
The prince with a thousand enemies!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2014, 8:27 pm
I am no more a cow than you are a rabbit.
Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:15 pm
Yeah. I'm no Christian, but I'm still pretty sure that the number has to be divisible by two.
Sean - March 8, 2014, 8:14 pm
Thanks Moooooooooooooooooooo. Hey, is it true that you're not really a cow? Either way, though, I'm not judging ...
Greeny - March 8, 2014, 8:08 pm
Five Fang holes... uh, wait
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 8, 2014, 7:58 pm
El-ahrairah returns! Good to see you old friend. 5L

Snake Skin -

Eggs? -

Suddenly.. -

TAGS: snake
Rating: 4.57/5

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KNOW YOUR ENEMY - For he is green with envy

There Are No Stars -

RELIGION - I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

TAGS: carlin religion snake handling church
Rating: 4.2/5

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twill1962 - October 17, 2012, 6:21 pm
"Thou shalt not tempt the Lord thy God." Luke 4:12.

THE SHORTEST DISTANCE - between the head and the tail of a snake is not a straight line. Beware of that.

TAGS: heron snake
Rating: 4/5

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Swampfox - May 27, 2012, 2:21 pm
I'm interested in the snakes exit strategy.
TheSanityInspector - May 27, 2012, 8:47 am
He's not goin' down easy.

My Child -

Snake on the rocks -


TAGS: snake evil
Rating: 3.38/5

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agdaniele - June 19, 2009, 8:20 pm
RON! Yep... the movement is still at 110%. Me? Well... I used to wake up at 5am every day. I'm so 'anti-tunnel' that I now get up at 4am, just so I can loathe them for an extra hour each day!
RON - June 19, 2009, 7:54 pm
MR. AGD...nice to see u still kickin...and thx for many things...list too long to list here...lol You still givin Tunnelers their dues?...hope so...you the point man on patrol for those miss guided souls!...
agdaniele - June 19, 2009, 7:49 pm
Damn right it did!!!
Jmac0585 - June 19, 2009, 3:55 pm
And that worked out real well for everyone...

SNAKE PLISSKEN - is my Savior.

TAGS: snake plissken religion
Rating: 3.27/5

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Fatt Matt - December 4, 2009, 10:50 am


LOOKEE WHAT I FOUND MOM! - Can we keep him? Pleeeeeease!

TAGS: snakes pets kids police florida huge
Rating: 2.71/5

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Me_ - January 4, 2010, 1:41 pm
That's what she said.
aesop's folly - October 13, 2009, 11:34 am
jesus, thats a big snake

SOME DAYS - Are just gonna be that way...

ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS - I think he won

BIBLICAL TYPO - The Apple and the Snake

TAGS: biblical typo apple snake snail serpent rnr
Rating: 2.05/5

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aPauling - August 11, 2008, 3:06 pm
Moses should have used spellcheck.

- The less the temptation the greater the sin.

ANCEINT FAIL - Steve Irwin wasn't the first.

TAGS: ancient fail egypt snake steve irwin
Rating: 1.71/5

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blackmamba247 - December 8, 2009, 1:13 pm
spelling fail lol

SNAKE SURPRISE - It's whats for dinner. Brought to you by the Snake Council

TAGS: snake dinner surprise august 13 food
Rating: 1.5/5

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CANADA - August 13, 2009, 12:00 pm
Temple of Doom was an epic movie

EMBIT - Embit. Embit. Embit. Embit. Embit. Embit. Embit. Embit. Embit. Embit. Embit. Embit. Embit. Embit. Embit. Embit. Embit. Embit.

S H E D D I N G - Sometimes it can go too far.